The Colonel’s new 13-Piece Bucket

Adding a ‘Y’ or ‘IE’ to the end of a player’s name doesn’t make it a nickname. That’s just more like shorthand.
Occasionally, you get the ‘ER’ on the end. That’s still not a nickname.
And for all the Deans and Dans, no – extending the name with an ‘O’ doesn’t count either.
Then, every once in a while, [...]